I Guess Chinese Cops Really Are Badass…

It’s so weird how the randomnest posts gets you (me) traffic.

First, my buddy tells me that a Google search for large Iceworld images brings Angry Chinese Driver up as the first result.

Meanwhile, my Lamborghini and CS Pwnage posts (the latter of which was posted for jokes…quit commenting shit like “ur a n00b lawl” — I could sink to your level too and brag about how I could rape you completely in a match, but I don’t need to continually stroke my e-phallus as an anonymous surfer of teh internets…t00ls) spike in traffic every other day from random search terms…I guess that’s cool, except for the fact that those are stupid posts and the articles that I actually work hard on and truly represent the nature of Angry Chinese Driver aren’t popular…

BUT the main story is that the Chinese Hostage Negotiations article I wrote who-knows-when ago has spiked to numero uno on the top five posts on this site. Weirdly enough, a few forum posts of the article link has brought me more than 150 views just to that article. I’ve gotten close to 300 hits today, now, and it’s only dinner time. Today has been the second-most-trafficked day in the history of Angry Chinese Driver, beaten only by 731 views in late September when this site was added to StumbleUpon.

(screenshot taken an hour ago, stats are higher now)

I…am…ecstatic!