…then you’ve never been to Russia!
This is Iran:

This is Russia:

At least the Iranian had doors!
Angry Chinese Driver presents…an in-depth tour of the Motherland for all you armchair travelers!

TRANSPORTATION
Russians like to get around in a flashy (but not always positive) way.
Whatever floats your boat, buddy, but it won’t make you look any cooler:

And WHAT THE F— [...]