…SAVE THE APOSTROPHE THIS NEW YEAR!!!
A cruel revelation: this special time period in the last few weeks of December marks not only the blatant injustice of Christmas, but another thing almost as horrifying: the uncalled-for removal of the apostrophe from its hard-earned, rightful place in the phrase “new year’s”, such as “New Year’s Eve”, “new [...]

Thanks for joining us at Angry Chinese Driver for another great lesson on English grammar! Today, we’ll be discussing the homonyms “there”, “their”, and “they’re”. They’re actually easy to differentiate, but people who are inadequate in their writing skills confuse these three words here and there.
THERE = designating a place, simply put. “The car is [...]

I’ve once said that the one thing that truly grinds my gears is BAD GRAMMAR. Well after putting it off for a long time, I’ve finally decided to begin a [possibly never-ending] set of grammar lessons on Angry Chinese Driver. Sad, I know; even sadder is the fact that many of you need to learn [...]

First off, excuse the borderline-offensive language. But there just isn’t another way to put it. This will be quite an angry rant.
I came home tonight to find mail (sent out to all constituents) from my federal MP; let me tell you that he’s a pretty conservative guy, hated by many people. You’d think that a [...]

I’m proud of all the great things my country has to offer. But one thing stands out in particular: SNOW. It’s what we’re known for, despite the fact that Toronto doesn’t actually get that much. It’s a proven fact that we freak out about it nonetheless, confirmed by native Torontonians (me one of them) and [...]

I found this quite amusing, the immature way. Looking through WordPress’ top posts again (hey I’m bored), I noticed one talking about how some American presidential hopefuls have turned to WordPress. Reading the comments, Occam’s RazR pointed out that Democratic candidate Joe Biden’s blog had already been hacked (because it isn’t using an upgraded version [...]

If only these things truly worked. Unfortunately, Canadian cops are much more respectable than that (I don’t know about cops in other countries). Not to mention that this is purely for jokes.

In case you missed it, here’s last week’s POTW.

Living up to expectations of this site, Angry Chinese Driver, I’m going to start dishing out personal tips on driving efficiently to the max. Like a corporation revealing secrets to maximizing profits while cutting costs to the absolute limit; same concept. The rules of engagement when behind the wheel, from my unbiased perspective, will be [...]

Recently, one of my good friends introduced me to an infamous YouTuber who goes by the online name of Dax Flame (but displays his real name, too). The first videos I watched I cried myself laughing, until I got to the one where he talks about “accidentely [sic] beating up” someone; at that point, I [...]

Tired of parking on the second level and having to drive alllllll the way down the ramp to get to the ground? WORRY NO MORE! The revolutionary, patented Collapsible Parking Garage is here to parking lots nationwide!
Advancements in modern technology are simply amazing!
Disclaimer: The unbelievable, incredible Collapsible Parking Garage and its owners, manufacturers, etc. are [...]